What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
13.06.2025 02:25
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
What are some things that children used to wait for, but are no longer common in today's society?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
After a few moments he returns.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
How come Taiwan is LGBT friendly, yet Japan and South Korea are not?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
{RING} {RING}
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Why are daughters mean to their mothers?
HELLO
Sure no problem officer.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
If there is an abandoned house with no owner, can I live in it?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Yes sir it is.